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  1. 8th January 2008, 10:00 AM #1
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    Default They Breed them Tough in Munruben.

    John and Allan entered the dentist's office.

    "I want a toothpulled," John said. "We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocaine or any of that stuff."

    "You are a very brave man." remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?"

    "Allan, show him your bad tooth."
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    Your right Alan they always make you look like the bad guy. I think there is a conspiricy against you, people want to see you hurt. Be brave Alan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calm View Post
    Your right Alan they always make you look like the bad guy. I think there is a conspiricy against you, people want to see you hurt. Be brave Alan
    I am so brave that I won my last fight
    by 50 metres and a quick slam of the front gate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    I am so brave that I won my last fight
    by 50 metres and a quick slam of the front gate.

    Allan
    So Allan found someone shorter and slow than him
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    It was the Asian dentist and he asked Allan "if tooth hurty" ? Allan replied "no, its only 2 O. clock."
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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