An old bloke in his nineties is to marry a sixteen year
old and he approached his doctor for advice. The doctor
recommended that he eat plenty of brown bread.
So he went to his baker and asked for 30 loaves and
the baker asked, "When do you need them for?"
The old bloke replied, "Today".
The baker said, "Good Lord, it will be as hard as a
rock by Saturday".
The old bloke replied, "Yippee".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar ... and got 12 months.