Thread: Bull, cows and 'eifers
22nd Nov 2007, 07:09 PM #1Senior Member
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Bull, cows and 'eifers
Little John who is in year one at the Munruben school arrived home and Mum asked what he did at school.
He told her they went to Farmer Wallen's farm in the bus. Mum asked John what he saw at the farm.
John said, "We saw the chooks, the ducks, the bull, the cows and the f***ers.
Mum was shocked and again asked what he saw and he repeated, "We saw the chooks, the ducks, the bull, the cows and the f***ers."
Mum, rather shaken, asked, "What are f***ers?"
John answered, "Farmer Wallen called them 'eifers but we all knew what he meant."
22nd Nov 2007, 08:43 PM #2
Can you give John and Allan lessons?Chris
Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
23rd Nov 2007, 01:24 PM #3
Yeah I'll pay that one too BarryReality is no background music.