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  1. #1
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    Default Butcher's Picnic

    I went to see my friendly butcher today.

    I ordered some veal but he started slicing it too thin. I asked him to beef it up a bit.

    I thought I’d like to buy one of his rabbits, but there was too much hare in it.

    Then I asked him about the chickens. He must have chased them around the coup before killing them, because he told me the chickens were stuffed.

    I was going to buy some venison, but it was too deer.

    I left the shop because the butcher was looking a bit sheepish.

    Next time I think I’ll order a whole hog or, if it’s too big, I’ll get a smaller one - a hogget.



    (Groans are compulsory)

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    please shut the door on your way out....... preferably with your head still in it.
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

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    Gee, those jokes were an offal waste of time and I bet you get a ribbing about them too
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Yeah, I like to look at the jokes every morning, but that was a real kick in the tripe.

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    Hi,
    I thought it was bloody good.
    Regards
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    A contender for "The Guru of Groan".

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    Cool 'ous that

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    here'yar- is good
    (Groans are compulsory)
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Could be a bit of Bull
    Working on inserting a bit more eccentricity into the bearings of life

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