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  1. #136
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    "That's right, one large Napoletana".
    Cheers, Ern

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  3. #137
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    I was guna do dog watch but I couldn't keep my eyes open, so now I'm just on call.
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    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    just a cat nap , the cat'll call me when its time to wake up
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    Sorry, can't talk talk now, I'm very busy..........
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    Take note people this is what you should do when Mumbia calls
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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  7. #141
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    "I was trying to send a text message but my paws are too big for ..the ...buttons.....I think......I'll ......have a ......(Yawn).....sleep now.........
    Pugwash.

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    Introducing the new, improved Nokiatel ZZZ! Now includes Snooze Function!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  9. #143
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    " I like my new ring tone " How much is that doggy in the window.
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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  10. #144
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    I'm sure there used to be a jump here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    Yes Mum, I am going for a walk every day...

    your turn Oz, Liked that one
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    How about this one:

    another need a caption, reply, question Take #2

    (I hope it hasn't been used before - I forgot where I got it from...)

    cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Gotta get off home or my name will be mud.
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    gotta fix that pothole in the driveway sometime
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    honey....I'm home....could you get me a tissue

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    At last!!!! I pulled that swamp log out those fella's on the WWF are going to be Sooooooooo jealous.

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