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    (Trying to read the "Chinese for Travelers" book), "I don't know dear. Either the loo HAS the view, or the loo IS the view."

    Also, for the Skiing one: "hello? I think my Tomtom is still having problems."
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    the chinese governments attempt at renting tourist accommodation on the great wall proved unsuccessful......due to a typo

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Latest Chinese suspense movie, "A Loo Too Far" Staring - Go Loo and Yu Runfar.
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    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    Ok underfoot its yours


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    ok, how about...

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Doggone!!!!

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    they said that i would be called a "cat" if i didnt get up here, now i am up here, i wish i was a cat so i land properly when i fall off the damn thing!
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    "Faster than a cannonball,
    tougher than a speeding train,
    I hurtle at the highest wall,
    Sh*t! I've fallen off again!"
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    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Hello? I think my Tomtom is still not quite right.
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    I got 4 leg drive but, PAW traction!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    "Faster than a cannonball,
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    nice pome pugwash, your turn.

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    OK. Here's one.
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    1. The latest "green" car

    2. Someone misunderstood the term driving on grass

    3. I had one of those, but the cow ate it
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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