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    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Despite many hours a day of rigorous exercise resulting in the most amazing abs ever seen, Chantelle was disappointed that no-one ever seemed to notice...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Funny place to keep your medicine balls.

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    "Damn! Every time I fall over with my new boobs it takes 1/2 an hour to work out how to get up again."
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    "Does my b%m look big in these? "
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    Well, that's the pecs, now for the abs!!

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    gee's missed reading this all day

    but thanks to a friend who sent this caught this weekend up north

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    Who you callin' lunch?
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    I'm warning you!! once I get out of this girly pink string I'm guna take all ya fingas off and then drink beer.

    Or ... so drinking beer gives you crabs,,, not loose women.
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    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    Oh and one for bubbles.

    I hope that bar stool is bolted down well!
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    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

  12. #116
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    Grumpy Johns..."It's not iron, but I'm pumping something"

    Wheelin's.........Bazza always liked to keep his can opener next to the beer.
    Pugwash.

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    So far, Harry's "Beerguard-O-Matic" had proven a wise purchase

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    So far, Harry's "Beerguard-O-Matic" had proven a wise purchase
    Your's UF

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    So I missed a few. Ah well, better late than never:

    GJ's: 'Somehow I don't think this is what they meant by "getting pumped"'

    Wheelin's: "Don't ya just hate it when the nippers get into yer stash?"
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    I really liked your two entries TL, but I think Rosewoods medicine ball line takes the cake. seeing as my photo was just a fill in I think Wheelin' should run with his entry.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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