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  1. #751
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    You can't get decent fire protection gear since they banned asbestos.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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  3. #752
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    Sox and Clogs - so fifties
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  4. #753
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    Ooooh, I just knew that sock was going to keep slipping and destroy the effect of my whole ensemble! (said in a precious manner)

    or

    An Egyptian protester's imagination runs wild as he pictures Hosni Mubarak's walk of shame.

    Cheers
    Michael
    memento mori

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    If you are going to walk around in budgerie smugglers and clogs, it's best to wear a helmet and carry a baseball bat.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  6. #755
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    "There's no place like home".
    "Rotten to the Core"

  7. #756
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    Wish You Were Here remastered.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    I can't think of a thing to say!
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  9. #758
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    "Gee, that was a good night out but I wonder where I parked the bike?"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  10. #759
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    he he ,,,tough call... but I'll pass this one onto Claw
    Quote Originally Posted by Claw Hama View Post
    "the helmet is a waste" what could it be protecting?

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  11. #760
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    whistle, whistle...

    Cheers
    Michael
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    Wow, wasn't expecting that I'll be back in a min or two.

    Way ya go guys
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    1) Woman driver

    2) It stepped right in front of me
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  14. #763
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    Ah well. I always wanted a catamaran!
    Pugwash.

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    "Honest Darl, the pole just leapt out in front of me!"
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Pole - what poleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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