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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post


    Does this outfit make my bum look big?
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    Sigh.... it's a dog's life in the Army.

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    I thought I was a Major
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    OIC of the K9 Corps
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Well you did say i was a Major Pain and a General Nuisance !

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    No but you may experience some corporal punishment
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    It could have been worse, the cat ended up in the Navy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pac man View Post
    Well you did say i was a Major Pain and a General Nuisance !
    Pac Man takes it I reckon.
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    Thanks tea lady

    Try this one

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    .............But they couldn't put Humpty together again.

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    "I think he said 'I can't feel my legs'"

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    "Heads, I win..."
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    With hindsight, the policy of allowing blondes to serve in the rescue services may have been slightly unwise

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    Me legs, me legs, I can't feel me legs!

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    Would the real dummy please stand up...

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