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15th September 2010, 10:54 PM #1
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Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5
Well Claw got slack in the last thread so how about this one to kick off a new thread?
For new members, provide a funny caption, photo poster chooses the winner and next poster...
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Cheers
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16th September 2010, 01:19 AM #2
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmo
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I really need to clean up my yard, it looks like crap
If you find you have dug yourself a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
I just finished child-proofing our house - but they still get inside.
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16th September 2010, 03:14 AM #3
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"He who lives in a glass house shouldn't stow thrones."
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16th September 2010, 06:17 AM #4
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Frank just needed to cook the pappadums and he was all prepared for his winters night vindaloo party
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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16th September 2010, 09:59 AM #5
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The new Parliament is ready to sit again.
Cheers Fred
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16th September 2010, 12:27 PM #6
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The latest pandemic
Ashore
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16th September 2010, 12:58 PM #7
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Feeding time at the loo zoo
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To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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16th September 2010, 02:03 PM #8
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Boil, boil, toil and trouble.
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16th September 2010, 03:33 PM #9
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The dunny on the extreme left confirms the
old Aussie expression "S#!T A BRICK".
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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16th September 2010, 05:59 PM #10
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Say NO! to caged toilets
I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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16th September 2010, 07:55 PM #11
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The explorers from planet Dun-E were fascinated by the local fauna
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16th September 2010, 08:02 PM #12
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They found out later though, that they were a bunch of bums!
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16th September 2010, 08:10 PM #13
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Once we waited for the ???? and stink, now we're used to sit and think.
Hey, what happened to the thronehenge one. That's a ripper I changed my mind and gave it to that.
Cheers
MichaelLast edited by mic-d; 16th September 2010 at 08:19 PM. Reason: changed mind to the late comer
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16th September 2010, 08:27 PM #14
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Is this fire Natural Gas??
"Baby come on light my fire"
This is an Exhausting situation
In the voice of David Attenborough
Any moment now we will see the emergence of the male species, who will in a communal way display the mating call of beer and curry feasters.
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16th September 2010, 09:13 PM #15
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All right we need to light the fire.
Can everyone turn around and light your matches.
Jim Carroll
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