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  1. #661
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    A bit of fencing wire and she'll be right!

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    Allan, the maintenance man, got heaps of kudos last year, when he saved the company a small fortune by buying bolts on Ebay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    I told them that the wheels would fall off the mining industry if the Mining Super Profits Tax and Carbon tax came in. But would they listen??? Noooo......


    Sheesh! I'm away for ten minutes and the wheels fall off.

    Well! Who's gonna fix my little red wagon now?
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    I just want to know who cut my cable ties???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    I told them that the wheels would fall off the mining industry if the Mining Super Profits Tax and Carbon tax came in. But would they listen??? Noooo......
    Can't beat this. Funny and topical. our go Ozkaban.
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    Almost forgot about this...

    Try this one:
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Happy families.
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Dog says... "No, no, you go without me, can't you see that I'm still having lunch."
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    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Fairy dog mother. "I told you it had to be back by midnight. "
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    Don't seem to be many responses (I found a better pic after posting this one... next time!)

    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Fairy dog mother. "I told you it had to be back by midnight. "
    but this one had me actually chuckling out loud. Take it away Tea Lady!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Equal thickness.

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    "I'm feeling a little bored," (But nothing to what his audience are suffering!)

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    Wood'n ya know it.
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