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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    And NOBODY crosses the county line.
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    "Pray! Prey" thought Lennie.
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    Didn't anybody ever play 'Whats the time Mr. Wolf' when they were kids?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Didn't anybody ever play 'Whats the time Mr. Wolf' when they were kids?
    Yep, but I can't remember how to play?
    Now, marbles I remember how to play..

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    Wot? It's a wolf in Lion's clothing? Next you'll be telling us it's name is Virginia!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    Meals on wheels
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    Just waiting for me mate. It always cracks her up when they jump out of their skin when I roar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    The animal kingdoms' David Attenborough doing a doco on homo sapiens migratory habits
    The winner.

    I reckon there had to be a 'David Attenborough' line in it somewhere.

    Take it away RWB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Didn't anybody ever play 'Whats the time Mr. Wolf' when they were kids?
    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    Yep, but I can't remember how to play?
    ...
    What's the time, Mr Wolf? - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    Thanks Cliff

    Ok, still with the animal theme...funny-animal2.jpg
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    "There used to be three of us but I haven't seen ze other two since Christmas."
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    coq au vin
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    A simple disguise allowed Ricky Rooster to lead the great eggscape
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    Hic!
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    "Show me the way to go home...."
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    "Of course it's my bottle. That's my ring around the top."

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    "Funny you should say that. It was a hen's party. "

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