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26th October 2013, 03:21 PM #2206
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While watching GC 600..
Craig Lowndes was taught to drive before he was toilet trained, So his parents combined his training.
And he's still a little S#!T, Hate him hate him hate him.
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26th October 2013, 08:20 PM #2207
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The poop mobile
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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26th October 2013, 10:01 PM #2208
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"Took that corner so fast I lifted the nearside wheels and nearly rolled her. Fortunately I was sitting in the right place......"
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26th October 2013, 10:29 PM #2209
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Jay Ohrberg's 7th grade workshop project.
Cheers, Bob the labrat
Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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27th October 2013, 12:32 AM #2210
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For when you got to go.. Fast.....
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
My Other Toys
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27th October 2013, 01:30 PM #2211
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Mum kept complaining about the skid marks from my old kart!
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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28th October 2013, 12:14 AM #2212
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A superb response and I have to congratulate you on your restraint. A provocative subject that was enough to get you banned and me also for being an accessory before the fact!
Originally Posted by underfoot
I thought we might have had:
"Goes like a shower of ****."
"Comfort stops on the move."
"Do not flush while at traffic lights."
The list goes on....
I paticularly liked
Springwater's "Trivial Poosuit."
and CMB's reference to
"electric wipers."
They struck a chord.
But it goes to Underfoot for the simplicity and imagery it conjures up.
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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28th October 2013, 05:06 AM #2213
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..moi?...ta..how about...
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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28th October 2013, 07:32 AM #2214
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Paint me like one of your french girls..
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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28th October 2013, 07:53 AM #2215
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Its called Bush Pilates
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28th October 2013, 08:13 AM #2216
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flat out like a ...
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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28th October 2013, 08:43 AM #2217
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At six o'clock their Mummies and Daddies will take them home to bed
'Cause they're tired little Teddy BearsCliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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28th October 2013, 09:28 AM #2218
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Oi, Martha, bring me a beer will ya
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28th October 2013, 10:49 AM #2219
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After you have eaten all the leaves, you need a kip.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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28th October 2013, 12:45 PM #2220
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I was going to say
"I'm practising to be a lizzard,"
but SawdustMaker sort of got there first
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Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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