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  1. #256
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    Hey Honey, where's my Viagra?
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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  3. #257
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    Having Tiddles washed at the chinese laundry is much cheaper than the pet parlour but they keep using too much starch.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  4. #258
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    I like the Tall Tail & the Viagra ones.

    I'd have said "Who are you calling Pussy?"

    Going to give it the Labr@ for the starch... you go Labr@.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  5. #259
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    Thank you mister Cliff.

    Here's a pic but I will be incommunicado from tonight until Monday so I designate RUSTYNAIL as judge.
    horse in dragon suit.jpg
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  6. #260
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    Lost my giraffe suit
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    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  7. #261
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    Caught redhanded smuggling Fine Cotton out of the stables
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    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  8. #262
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    Nobody will ever suspect he's a ring in
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    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  9. #263
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    His name is PUFF, what do you expect?

  10. #264
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    "I know I'm showing a lot of leg, but it's so my colour."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    "Stand behind me and say the bunting's upside down!"

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    "I am not a clothes horse! OK?"
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    After thirty years Shergar felt safe enough to walk around, providing he was heavilly disguised

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    Transvestite Horse going to mardi gras, Now I've seen it all......

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    stop horsing around
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    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Does my hindquarters look big in this?

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