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  1. 7th March 2014, 10:13 PM #271
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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    His name is PUFF, what do you expect?
    Giving this one to Fly.
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  3. 7th March 2014, 10:19 PM #272
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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    His name is PUFF, what do you expect?
    Must be Puff the colour blind dragon.
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    Ta,

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  5. 7th March 2014, 11:04 PM #274
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    King Solomon only wanted to cut a baby in half to share it between two women.
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    Getting ready for the woodcutters vasectomy
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  7. 7th March 2014, 11:29 PM #276
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    "Where do I put the wood?"

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    Fred threatened a starkers hunger strike if they took his woodpile
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  9. 8th March 2014, 07:14 AM #278
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    Oh lordy; ah see TWO snakes hidin' in that there woodpile!!!
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    With one last mighty push Cletus finally cleared his constipation; vowing never again to chew on his "wittlin' sticks"
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    The West Virgina Little Theatre auditions for 'Joan of Arc' had taken an odd turn.
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    Not part of the competition. Just an observation........

    The scary thing is that YES there are real people like that out there. Many years ago I had the illegal chance to work around good ole USA and got off the beaten track and met 'real?' people. At times it was more than scary, then I came back here and OMG found similar folks in Australia. Just sayin.
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    CHORUS : " I wood do anything for love,........."
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    but I won't do that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by beer4all View Post
    CHORUS : " I wood do anything for love,........."
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    but I won't do that!
    By the look on her face he already did!
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    I can't enter but this here's mine....
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