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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    Here ok?
    There are some good ones there but I'll give it to Rusty, short and cheaky

    Take it away Rusty
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Sorry all, my puta has once again decided it will not load picks. I tink tis time for new one. Could someone please take over ?
    Thanks,
    Rusty.

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    I'm no it.
    Attached Images Attached Images
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    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Pet coffin
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    You may play
    while I lay

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    "Hotdogs, Hotdogs: Get your Hotdogs here!"
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Don't put it away, play me another lullaby.
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    I'm no it.
    Cliff

    Well are you? Or are you not on it?

    Reminds me of some pub graffiti on the urinal wall of a wine bar.

    "Dislexia rules KO."



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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Bach's dog
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    veni, vidi,
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    Koreans are discovering ingenious ways to smuggle key ingredients into their restaurants

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    "Just tuning out."
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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Al Capone, "Damn, wrong case."

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    Music soothes the savage beast
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    Cliff

    Well are you? Or are you not on it?

    Reminds me of some pub graffiti on the urinal wall of a wine bar.

    "Dislexia rules KO."



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    Yup, incoherent frootloop most of the day.

    I went under a general anesthetic for about a half hour yesterday evening.

    I had a 1 hour Ukulele workshop with 20 high school kids this morning, stood in front of them babbling away & couldn't remember the names of who I was babbling about or why I even started some sentences but I managed to teach them a song & they performed it in front of the school this arvo.
    Not sure if I'll be invited back.

    Maybe that is be why I wasn't allowed to drive today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Yup, incoherent frootloop most of the day.

    I went under a general anesthetic for about a half hour yesterday evening.

    I had a 1 hour Ukulele workshop with 20 high school kids this morning, stood in front of them babbling away & couldn't remember the names of who I was babbling about or why I even started some sentences but I managed to teach them a song & they performed it in front of the school this arvo.
    Not sure if I'll be invited back.

    Maybe that is be why I wasn't allowed to drive today.
    Ooops, you have a real excuse . I thought it was the fat finger syndrome. My limited experience of general anesthetics are that they can stay with you for a long times. The repercussions can be there, albeit in ever diminishing amounts, for many weeks. So there you have it: A get out of gaol (spell check wants me to say jail ) free card. Immunity from the sin bin .

    I hope all is well with you and indeed your other half.

    Regards
    Paul
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