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  1. 21st November 2014, 01:59 PM #721
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    After eating his apple, Ted needed a toothpick.
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    Crap. Wasted all that time cleaning the windshield at the last petrol station. 5 minutes of my life I won't get back.
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    Incoming!
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    The makings of a log jam
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    Fred suddenly realised why tailgating isn't a good idea
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    Plenty of FOR (found on road) for the next wood turner who happens along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Crap. Wasted all that time cleaning the windshield at the last petrol station. 5 minutes of my life I won't get back.
    all pretty good
    but I'll go with this one as it appeals to my quirky sense of humour
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    all pretty good
    but I'll go with this one as it appeals to my quirky sense of humour
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    Why thank you? How's this one?

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