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  1. 5th February 2014, 09:00 PM #136
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    Dam. We've been clamped again. Bloody parking inspectors are real lizards.
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  4. 6th February 2014, 12:12 AM #138
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    Ooer! There are some real doozies in there! Decisions... decisions...

    However I think TL can take it for her off-beat approach with:

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  7. 6th February 2014, 10:46 AM #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Ooer! There are some real doozies in there! Decisions... decisions...

    However I think TL can take it for her off-beat approach with:



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  8. 6th February 2014, 01:09 PM #142
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    The latest in anti drink driving deterants
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