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  1. 8th August 2014, 07:29 AM #586
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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    As much as I liked the inspector gadget ref I also saw this as the x-ray specs on back of the comics I got as a kid.

    Off you go Chief...
    Ok, try this one for size:

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  3. 8th August 2014, 08:51 AM #587
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    His experiment to verify the 'buttered side down' law had one serious flaw.
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  4. 8th August 2014, 10:29 AM #588
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    Jedi wannabe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    His experiment to verify the 'buttered side down' law had one seriousClaw.
    that fits better
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  6. 8th August 2014, 10:54 AM #590
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    Puppetry of the Pussy
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  7. 8th August 2014, 12:52 PM #591
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    I wish he wouldn't do the pirouette first when he tests to see if a cat always lands on it's feet.
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    Isn't that a scene from "The karate kit"?
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    No further takers?

    Then I have to give it to RWbuild; that one definately tickled a funny bone!
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    Ok, try this one

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    Every time he opens his mouth he puts his foot in it. This time it got stuck.
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    Later Fred vowed never to berate other drivers again
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    Put a sock in it had a wider meaning
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    Fred's attempts to get dressed while driving to work still needed a little tweaking.
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOO the hokey pokeeeeeeeeeeeee.
    OOOOOOOOOOOooooo the hokey pokeeeeeeey.
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    On the drive home Bruce wished he'd never said his Mother-in-law's steak was tougher than shoe leather
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