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  1. #736
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    Nobody ever talks about the hidden genetic dangers of snorkling
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    veni, vidi,
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  2. #737
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    They just don't make mermaids like they used to.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    That head was not as tasty as it looked.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  4. #739
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    You got problem mate!
    At least I don't need some dumb tank idea to breathe with

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    Blondie's attempts to use fishoil as a replacement for botox were not entirely successful.
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    Hey Pal, Watch where your shoving that snorkel!!!

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    Talk about being fed up to the gills
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    "My gills are aliiiive with the sound of muuuusiiic"



    Ha ha you'll all have that going around in your heads for hours now.

    (Why should I be the only one )
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Has this thread finally died and needs to be ceremoniously buried or do we resuccitate it?
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Hey TL, you have to pick somebody, WAKE UP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    They just don't make mermaids like they used to.
    You better have a go then Cliff.

    (sheesh. I was, like, BUSY. )
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    You better have a go then Cliff.

    (sheesh. I was, like, BUSY. )
    Ta, I'll be back shortly.
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    OK, lets see what you can do with this.
    Attached Images Attached Images
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    They spent so much on the rocket candles I only got a cookie instead of a cake.
    Well the jokes on them cos I'm eating it all myself.....

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