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  1. 24th December 2008, 10:48 AM #61
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    "Hello, Sir? I represent India's Latest Mobile Phone Co. and I would like to make you an offer..."
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    "Hello, Sir? I represent India's Latest Mobile Phone Co. and I would like to make you an offer..."

    Righto Skew over to you. nice one btw.

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  8. 25th December 2008, 03:57 PM #67
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    Hmmm... this one strikes me as appropriate for this time of year...
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  9. 25th December 2008, 04:08 PM #68
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    On the first day back at work Centrelink were inundated by seasonal Santa's all wanting 12 months on benefits.
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    Tattslotto erred in announcing the sole winning ticket had "Santa" written on it.
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    ...Are there any women here...?

    no no, ahem, cough cough, NO NO

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    The annual call for a Santa at the playboy mansion has again received a good response

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    Wheelinround? Looks like you're up!

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