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    A lady was very impressed with her pup’s achievement at “puppy preschool” and decided to put it to the test during a visit at the local supermarket.
    After she parked the car, she wound down the window to give the pup some fresh air, and as she walked away repeated in a stern voice: “Stay, stay!”
    A woman watching from a nearby parked car called out: “Just put it in park!”
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    Here in Australia, we generally apply the "parking brake".

    Perhaps the woman seeing the puppy said "Just put it in the park".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyjack View Post
    Here in Australia, we generally apply the "parking brake".

    Perhaps the woman seeing the puppy said "Just put it in the park".

    But she only had a "barking brake"

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    I never use my parking brake. I put my automatic AU falcon ute in park. So I put it in park. Unless I'm on a steep slope.
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    If I had a Falcon I'd leave it in a park.

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    On a really quiet day, you can hear Falcons rusting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    On a really quiet day, you can hear Falcons rusting.
    Yes but they are still holden together
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    Soon there will be no Holdens left. Real soon.

    "If I had a Falcon I'd leave it in a park."

    Yeah some people just can't handle that much power...
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
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