The Flight Attendant...


The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple
on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.


“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!
There is a very pretty, hot & sexy looking female passenger
on board, who looks sad & quite frightened.
The man sitting beside her is a fat old slob, who looks like a lech,
very sullen, mean, and dangerous!"


The captain responds...,


“Patricia, I’ve told you this before. This is Air Force One...”