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9th April 2008, 11:45 AM #1
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Another census.
A census taker knocked on a old lady's door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age.
"But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said.
"Did Miss Maisy Hill, and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?" she asked.
"Certainly." he replied.
"Well, I'm the same age as they are." she snapped.
"As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form.Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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9th April 2008, 12:26 PM #2
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Brilliant
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10th April 2008, 08:24 PM #3
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Nice one John -- and it was clean too.
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