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  1. #1
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    Default At the Centrlink Office

    Overheard in a Centrelink office:

    "I'd like to apply for Disability, please."

    "What is your disability?"

    "I'm having trouble with my eyes."

    "What kind of eye trouble?"

    "I can't see myself going to work."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    And thats from the staff there.

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    Cheers Fred



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    Good one Rodgera

    Allan
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