We're getting our Internet/Land Line/Cable TV provider changed. We're going back to fiber rather than coax.

SWMBO doesn't want a stranger in the house with all this virus poop.
So I call the company to reschedule March 30 to April 30. After everything was changed, I asked the telephone rep (working from home) with everyone working from home and dealing with the kids and spouse 'Why are the shelves in liquor stores full?'

He absolutely roared with laughter after about 15 seconds for the question to sink in. Then he said, 'Thank you. You just ruined the rest of my day.'