SWMBO was chatting with her next-door neighbor.
"I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish
generosity. I gave a twenty dollar bill to a bum."

"You gave a bum twenty whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just
give away. What did your husband say about it?"

"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He took it and said, 'Thanks.'"