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  1. 10th September 2016, 01:27 AM #1
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    Default Chicken and the Duck

    An Australian duck was about to cross the road,
    when a chicken ran over and said,
    "Don't do it Mate, you'll never hear the end of it"
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    Nevertheless the duck told the chicken to duck over.

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    He probably quacked up
    I tried to be normal once.
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  6. 21st December 2016, 10:08 PM #5
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    Walked across I hope. Not an Indian Runner?

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