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    Default Child-proof Gate

    To keep their active two-year-old from roaming onto the busy street
    in front of their home, my sister and brother-in-law decided to put a
    gate across the
    driveway.

    After working over two weekends on the project, the dad was ready to
    attach the lock to complete the job. He was working on the yard side
    of the gate, with his daughter nearby, when he dropped the
    screwdriver he was using and it rolled under the gate, out of his reach.

    "I'll get it, Daddy," the little girl called, nimbly crawling under
    the newly erected barrier.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Just tie a length of stick round her neck.

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