Thread: Chinese sick leave

Hung Chow called his boss and said, "I no come to work today.
I really sick, got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come".

The boss replied, "Hung Chow, I really need you at work. When I feel
sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her I need some loving. That
makes everything better and then I go to work. You try that".

Two hours later Hung Chow called his boss. "I do what you say,
everything feeling better now. I be at work soon - you have nice house".

Allan