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    Default Christmas for Edna

    There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process
    all the mail that had illegible addresses.
    One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no
    actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
    The letter read

    Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday

    someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I
    had until my next pension payment.
    Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for
    dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no
    family to turn to, and you are my only hope...
    Can you please help me?

    Sincerely, Edna

    The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
    workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few
    dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which
    they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
    The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna
    and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
    Christmas came and went.
    A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
    All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
    It read:
    Dear God,
    How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
    Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for
    my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
    By the way, there was $4 missing.
    I think it might have been those Bar Stewards at the post office.

    Sincerely, Edna
    Johnno

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    That's nice isn't it, do something nice and get called a bar steward, you would think she would have called them something better than a glorified barman!!!!
    Kryn

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