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Thread: Coffee Addict
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6th March 2007, 10:55 AM #1
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Coffee Addict
Coffee Addict
You know you are addicted to coffee if ...
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realise it's not plugged in.
You forget to un-wrap candy bars before eating them.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energiser bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hook-up.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
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6th March 2007, 05:20 PM #2
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How about those choc coated coffee beans???
Fair dinkum, roasted coffee beans coated in dark chocolate.
Cliff.
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6th March 2007, 05:31 PM #3
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6th March 2007, 06:14 PM #4
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This convo is strangely familiar... Gra?
Coffee beans and Jolt! A programmers breakfast.
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6th March 2007, 09:53 PM #5
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7th March 2007, 12:21 AM #6
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Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
How about those choc coated coffee beans???
Fair dinkum, roasted coffee beans coated in dark chocolate.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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7th April 2007, 11:52 PM #7
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MMMMMMMMMMM Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
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17th April 2007, 02:02 PM #8
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And the ones that come come through the digestive systems of felines in south asia Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
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17th April 2007, 02:41 PM #9
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Kopi Luwak Originally Posted by Gingermick
And the ones that come come through the digestive systems of felines in south asia
There's a place near Townsville where they sell Kopi Luwak coffee - at $50 a cup.
Great avatar Gingermick. I've made a pilgrimage to the monastery where they make that stuff. The garden is the most serene place on earth.Cheers,
Ola
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17th April 2007, 02:49 PM #10
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Our local has that for about $12 a bottle... the champagne of beer. Originally Posted by rockola
Where is the monastery?Cliff.
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17th April 2007, 04:07 PM #11
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In Chimay Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Our local has that for about $12 a bottle... the champagne of beer.
Where is the monastery?
Click here: l'Abbaye de Scourmont (Google Maps)Cheers,
Ola
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17th April 2007, 06:16 PM #12
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Right.
Cliff.
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17th April 2007, 09:57 PM #13
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18th April 2007, 04:52 PM #14
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Well I just got my degree in the mail and the mother of my kids & the kids moved back in but I'd give it all back just to go there Originally Posted by rockola
If we end up getting married I may have to insist we go there for the honeymoon.
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