Thread: Coffin splutter

My neighbour lived next door to a Doctor and drove him
mad by always asking for something to relieve a cough
or other ailment.

Coincidentally they both died on the same day and were
buried side by side at the cemetery.

The first night there the Doctor heard a knock on the side
of his coffin. He said, "Who is that?"

His neighbour answered, "Its me, your next door neighbour,
can you give me something for worms?"

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.