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Thread: Colonoscopy
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24th December 2004, 12:21 PM #1
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Colonoscopy
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominantly male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Erhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in; you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
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13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"Last edited by RETIRED; 24th December 2004 at 01:03 PM.
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24th December 2004, 01:58 PM #2
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Just the mere thought brings tears to my eyes! :eek: :eek: :eek:
I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
Kev
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24th December 2004, 03:17 PM #3
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I hate the part where they say "If you feel the need to pass wind, just let it go. Do not be embarrassed".....luckily this the part where the sedative gets the better of me and I drift off to who knows where !i
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26th December 2004, 11:16 PM #4
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I believe another name for the procedure is an "analogy"
Can't let the list go un-added to:
14. "How about taking your watch off first, doc?
15. No flowers or chocolates with you, is there doc...?
16. How long ago did you you leave the ATO?
Cheers...........Scooter the tightrrrrsssss :eek:
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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