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30th September 2007, 06:34 PM #1Senior Member
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Never mix women with fishing (US style)
One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out for a bit of 'quiet time'.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am, What are you doing?"
"I'm reading a book Officer" she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informes her.
"I'm sorry Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I will have to write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to have you charged with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't ever touched you." says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am." and he left.
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