Imagine if companies from all around the
world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.
Nike Condoms: Just do it
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Optus Condoms: Yes!
KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin' Good
M&M Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop
Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the Spirit
Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day
Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)
Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected
VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it .......
Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek
(target gay market)
Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?
Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together
Quicken Condoms: Quicken.Easy

The following brands would probably not sell
very well.......

Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider
AFL Condoms: I'd like to see that
Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year......
Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you
TAC Condoms: Speed kills
Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face
Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
Aussie Homes Condoms: We'll save you