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    A new priest, born and raised in Moe comes to serve in a city parish and
    is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit
    in on his sessions.


    The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks
    him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
    The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your
    chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes,
    go on,' and 'I understand.'


    The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats
    all the suggested remarks to the old priest.


    The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than
    slapping your knee and saying, "No crap, what happened next?""
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Kryn, this is one of your best!
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