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1st January 2017, 11:45 AM #1GOLD MEMBER
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New confessional box
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
He replies: "Get out, you moron, you're on my side."To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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1st January 2017, 09:02 PM #2
you idiot thats good though
I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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