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    Default Cooking Skills

    Proud of my cooking skills, I smugly asked my 11-year-old-brother if
    he could tell the difference between my cooking and my father's.

    "Sure," he said, "When Dad cooks, we don't have to open the windows."




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    Sometimes it gets replaced.
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    Sort of reminds me of my first wife's cooking!
    She used to do UFO's???


    Unidentified Fried Objects
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    The Mrs asked me take out the rubbish yesterday so I told her "you cooked it, you take it out"...

    Fortunately bruised heal pretty quickly.


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