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  1. 19th July 2004, 02:00 PM #1
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    Default Corporate Terms and Their Meanings

    Corporate Terms & Their Meanings

    Delegate ...................................................Pass the Buck
    Pending ....................................................What do we do with this
    Delayed .....................................................Forgotten
    Urgency ....................................................Panic
    Extreme Urgency ....................................Blind Panic
    Frank Discussion ...................................Flaming Row
    Analytical Projection .............................Guess
    Forecast ....................................................Guess
    Scheduled .................................................Hoped For
    Deficiency Analysis ................................Pointing the finger
    Ambitious .................................................Ruthless
    Strategy ....................................................Low Cunning
    Shrewd ......................................................Devious
    Profit .........................................................Profit
    Profit Before Tax ....................................Loss
    Deficit ......................................................StaggeringLoss
    Industrial By Product ............................Our Waste
    Environmental Pollution .......................Other Peoples Waste
    Pilfering ...................................................Theft by Employee
    Fringe Benefit .........................................Theft by Executive
    Terminal Payment ..................................Golden Handshake
    Supplementary Information ...................Padding
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  3. 19th July 2004, 04:17 PM #2
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    you forgot

    7 day terms...... we will pay you when we feel like it usually 60 to 90 days
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  4. 19th July 2004, 04:42 PM #3
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    I've often wondered what "managed" means, as in "it's ok, you've raised this issue before and it's being managed". :confused:
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    I've often wondered what "managed" means, as in "it's ok, you've raised this issue before and it's being managed".

    It's here somewhere.
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  6. 19th July 2004, 10:48 PM #5
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    Thats in the pipeline.

    Yeah mate sounds like you need some draino.
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  7. 20th July 2004, 01:42 AM #6
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    Has anyone taken a problem to management only to have them say, "Leave it with me, I can fix that."
    But they never bl@@dy do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bob w
    Has anyone taken a problem to management only to have them say, "Leave it with me, I can fix that."
    But they never bl@@dy do!
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    Yeh Bob, I think it eventually turns into a "managed" problem.
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  9. 21st July 2004, 11:10 PM #8
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    Various corporate self help books are good for a laugh.

    check out most time management books, its all about either not doing things or getting other people to do things that arent their job.
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    When a problem is being managed just means its sitting in the too hard basket
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    When a problem is being managed just means its sitting in the too hard basket
    or ... we've offered a suitable bribe to the appropriate person so that the problem goes away and we're just waiting to see if they'll bite ....

    cynical ...me?
    no-one said on their death bed I wish I spent more time in the office!
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