Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their
>decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding
>and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
>Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
>
>"Are you the owner?"
>
>The pharmacist answers "Yes".
>
>Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
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>Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
>
>Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
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>Pharmacist: "All kinds."
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>Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
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>Pharmacist: "Definitely."
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>Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
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>Pharmacist: "Of course."
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>Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"
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>Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
>
>Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
>Parkinson's disease?"
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>Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
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>Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
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>Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
>
>Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our
>wedding gifts, please."