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  1. 2nd June 2006, 06:58 PM #1
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    Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age, Australia (AP) -.

    A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Geelong Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanP
    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Geelong Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
    Well it just goes to show that collingwood are a pack of chilld-beaters then doesnt it? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanP
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    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
    welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Geelong Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

    NOT AMUSED !!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ele__13

    NOT AMUSED !!!!!
    I made it Geelong 'specially for you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanP
    I made it Geelong 'specially for you...

    Yeah and other years we would have used bloody collingwood as the example ...... once in a while we have to be nice to them im Blowwed if i know why ...... mayu the best team win and west coast wont do it today as its cold wet and yukk in geelong but hey thats when we play best



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    yeah got me too

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    3/4 time the cats up by 6 goals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanP
    I made it Geelong 'specially for you...
    LOL The kid was spot on...
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!

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    Just think if this kid had of been in Sydney it would've been the Rabittohs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wood Butcher
    Just think if this kid had of been in Sydney it would've been the Rabittohs.
    Yep, heard it told that way at the WWW show.

    Just as funny....and true.
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