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    Quote Originally Posted by poundy View Post
    what do you call a deer with no eyes?

    no idea

    what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    still no idea
    Oh dear

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    How do you get down from an elephant?

    You don't - you get it from a duck
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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    That was plucking awful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post

    You don't - you get it from a duck
    Actually a goose.

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    Eider duck. Goose down is second rate crap.

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    Eider way, it's downright wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    Eider way, it's downright wrong.
    only if forcibly removed
    regards from Alberta, Canada

    ian

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    DOWNright.
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    There's some plucking good replies here
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    There's some plucking good replies here
    Yes, I'm really quacking up over them.

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    What do you call cow with four legs?


    Lucky

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    What would you call a cow with mixed feelings on it's gender?

    A cow boy.
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    That's udderly disgraceful
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trackerm8 View Post
    What do you call cow with four legs?


    Lucky
    Cow

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    no bull
    regards from Alberta, Canada

    ian

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