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    Quote Originally Posted by poundy View Post
    what do you call a deer with no eyes?

    no idea

    what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    still no idea
    Oh dear

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    How do you get down from an elephant?

    You don't - you get it from a duck
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    That was plucking awful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post

    You don't - you get it from a duck
    Actually a goose.
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    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.

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    Eider duck. Goose down is second rate crap.

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    Eider way, it's downright wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    Eider way, it's downright wrong.
    only if forcibly removed
    regards from Canada

    ian

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    DOWNright.
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    There's some plucking good replies here
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    There's some plucking good replies here
    Yes, I'm really quacking up over them.

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    What do you call cow with four legs?


    Lucky

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    What would you call a cow with mixed feelings on it's gender?

    A cow boy.
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    That's udderly disgraceful
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trackerm8 View Post
    What do you call cow with four legs?


    Lucky
    Cow
    Rich

    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.

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    no bull
    regards from Canada

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