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    Im for heifer trying to think of an answer to these../.
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    That's Luvabull if you're adorabull
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Why did the cowhide?
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    Because it was naughty and was going to get its hide tanned!!!
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    Well that would have been the horns of a dilemma and I suppose you are milking this thread for all it's worth
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    Yep, I've done my share of milking them, 150 of them in fact!!!
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    Now I've herd everything
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    The whole thread seems like the poo of the male moo to me.
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    I worked for a farmer who had a cow named Effie.
    He called it Strawberry for short.
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    This could go on for heifer and heifer.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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