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    What do you call a cow with three legs ?

    Lean beef

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    That was terrible. Udderly terrible.
    A thief stole my anti-depressants. I hope heís happy now.

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    What do you call a cow with no legs ??


    Ground beef.

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    I made the misteak of replying to the first post, burger me if I havenít done it again!
    A thief stole my anti-depressants. I hope heís happy now.

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    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Does not matter. They are not going to come to you.

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    Ferdinand the Bull was in one paddock, while a mob of Heifers were in the next paddock.
    Ferdinand jumps the fence and is amongst the heifers, when one of them say "I hear you're Ferdinand the Bull?"
    To which he replies, "There's no bull about it, that fence is higher than I thought!!"
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Talk about the horns of a dilemma......
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    What did the farmer say when he saw his cow on the roof?
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    Two cows are standing in a paddock & one says "Moooooo."
    The other one says "Fjook, I was gunna say that."
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    Come on forum members; I'm sure you will milk this one for what its worth.

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    They have already taken the cream of the comebacks!

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    Maybe if we leave it long enough it will turn to yogurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    What did the farmer say when he saw his cow on the roof?
    "Get down from there."
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    Where do you find a dog with no legs?


    Right where you left it!
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naÔve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    what do you call a deer with no eyes?

    no idea

    what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    still no idea

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