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9th January 2014, 11:52 PM #1
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Q What's the height of optimism?
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q: What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A: Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.
Q: What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q: What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the Poms?
A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Q: What's the difference between the Poms and a funeral director?
A: A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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10th January 2014, 10:01 AM #2
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I received he same message via eMail Fred ... I liked it.
Our club, Northern Woodturners, has recently become a
"sister" club to Norwich Woodturners in England and I
considered sending them a copy.
However it may be a bit too sensitive and damage our
relations.
Thanks for submitting it.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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10th January 2014, 11:24 AM #3
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BAH! I just sent the questions (only) to brit*al in Dorset. If we can't gloat (deeply, and with utmost satisfaction) now, then when can we???
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
Cracker Fred!
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10th January 2014, 11:31 AM #4
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Some of the quiz is in this morning's Herald-Sun for all and sundry to see now.
Tom
"It's good enough" is low aim
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10th January 2014, 03:15 PM #5
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Allan you have to send it, as FF says nothing wrong with a bit of gloating. Keeps them on their toes. Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
Cheers Fred
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12th January 2014, 04:14 PM #6
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Joke is on the other foot.
Wasn't that long ago the Poms had the same joke flyinh around northern hemisphere except delete Pom inset Aussie.
what comes around comes around.I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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