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    SALAD DODGER.
    An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

    SWAMP-DONKEY
    A deeply unattractive person.

    TESTICULATING.
    Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

    BLAMESTORMING.
    Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

    SEAGULL MANAGER.
    A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

    SALMON DAY.
    The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

    CUBE FARM.
    An office filled with cubicles.

    PRAIRIE DOGGING.
    When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
    (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

    PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
    The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

    OH - NO SECOND.
    That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a big mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

    MILLENNIUM DOMES.
    The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

    MONKEY BATH
    A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

    MYSTERY BUS.
    The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    TART FUEL.
    Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

    TRAMP STAMP
    Tattoo on a female

    PICASSO BUM.
    A woman whose knickers are so small she looks like she's got four buttocks
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    Brilliant , I've just emailed it to 50 people .
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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