A blonde goes into Spotlight and wants to buy some
pink curtains.
The assistant asked what size was needed and the
blonde replied, "Seventeen inches".
The assistant then said, "That is very small, what
are they for?"
The blonde replied, 'They are for my computer".
The assistant replied, "But computers don't need curtains".

The blonde then said,
"Hellloooooooo, mine has Windooooooows".

Allan