Dance with me

**fenderbelly** · 23rd January 2012, 03:26 PM

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

**RETIRED** · 23rd January 2012, 03:55 PM

Sounds fishy to me and a bit of a mackerel act.

**Chesand** · 23rd January 2012, 03:57 PM

You could have floundered and got a flathead as well.

**johnc** · 23rd January 2012, 04:15 PM

Or been circled by sharks and badly battered.

acmegridley · 23rd January 2012, 04:27 PM

Is that the only thing you pulled?No birds?

**_fly_** · 23rd January 2012, 05:25 PM

When you left you forgot your leather jacket.

**Charleville** · 23rd January 2012, 07:46 PM

Is that where you got your reputation as a groper?

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**johnc** · 24th January 2012, 08:42 AM

No the mullet and lack of a decent tailor did that.

**munruben** · 24th January 2012, 09:59 AM

I went to the same restaurant and asked the waiter.."Do you serve shrimps"? and he replied, "Sit down sir, we serve anyone."

**Rodgera** · 24th January 2012, 10:01 PM

I think this story has a lot of Sole

**_fly_** · 24th January 2012, 10:04 PM

I bet you had a whale of a time. If you found a bird did you seal it with a kiss?

**Allan at Wallan** · 25th January 2012, 03:59 PM

Did you get on to the karioke at that restaurant
and sing a tuna too.

Allan

**Ashore** · 25th January 2012, 04:16 PM

What scale do you sing that in

**Crunchie** · 25th January 2012, 04:32 PM

All this Whiting is getting, quite frankly Tommy, Ruff. I think I will Callop away before I get kicked in the Cods

**AlexS** · 25th January 2012, 05:30 PM

Going to a better plaice, Crunchie?

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